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Roadmap

Against bundlers, devs who nuke, and marketing teams that don't count. Each line says what "done" means, so it can be checked later.

#DeliverableDone whenStatus
1Day one · Oct 13Open the books.Every 15 minutes something burns. The counter only goes down.
2$CFO live on pump.fun; launches open the moment it migratesCA on the home pageDone
3The cycle: sweep, buy back, burn, post, every 15 minutes24 hours, zero missed cyclesIn progress
4Dev allocation locked in Jupiter Lock: 90-day cliff, linear to day 365Escrow address on the home pageDone
5Expense sheet live; every cost a row, receipts attachedRows on /expenses with receiptsDone
6Live burn counter on the home page, the stream and every cardIt ticksDone
7Week one · Oct 14–20The CFO never sleeps.Reliability as a flex. The streak gets posted like a stat.
8Buybacks on PumpSwap, so graduated coins keep getting bought backA pool buyback on the ledgerIn progress
9The daily close: one page and one thread per day/close/2026-10-14 existsPlanned
10Ledger auto-posting to X; a Telegram room the CFO posts in every cycle72 cycles, 72 postsPlanned
11Metadata and images pinned to IPFS as a second copyipfs:// in the metadataPlanned
12Weeks two to fourThe CFO takes clients.Any pump.fun coin can hire the CFO. Every coin that does burns $CFO with its fees.
13Hire the CFO: route part of any coin's creator fee to the vault; same buyback, burn and ledgerA coin we didn't launch appears on the ledgerPlanned
14Statements: a bank-statement sheet per coin, by day/coin/<mint>/statementPlanned
15Accounting policies: how every number is computed, what counts, what the CFO never posts/policies existsPlanned
16Months two and threeThe CFO can't be bribed.The vault moves on-chain. Not even we can touch it.
17The split as a program that can only burn, buy back, or pay the costs walletVault key can't move funds anywhere elsePlanned
18Third-party audit of that programReport linked herePlanned
19ThenThe CFO reads your dev's books.Paste any pump.fun CA. Get its books. Starting with the ones that said trust me.
20Request an audit: creator fees collected, where they went, what the dev wallet didThe first public audit of a coin that isn't oursPlanned
21Not on the roadmapOn purpose.
22Airdrops—Never
23Holder tiers or points—Never
24A second token—Never
25A CEX listing—Never
26Any promise about price—Never